Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
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Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, RED, 1989
my love for her stopped being even remotely ironic two albums ago
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
I LOVE HER AND THIS SO MUCH
sometimes I forget that my uncle is the free leader of Fairfield and then he responds to my tweets bitching about the ALS ice bucket challenge
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”